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Five Finger Discount

You see something that you have to get
but you don't have the money to buy it
pick it up and stuff it in your pocket
you know you shouldn't be stealin'
but you can't control the feelin'
watch out for the cameras in the ceiling

it's called the five finger discount
"sticky fingers" is what they call you
just grab it and walk out
they ain't never gonna catch you

you're sittin' at home when you get the call
your friend want you to go to the mall
and get him a CD of Pink Floyd "The Wall"
friend, he waits out in the car
you didn't think it'd be so hard
then you came out runnin' followed by a guard (followed by the guard)

it's called the five finger discount
"kleptomaniac" is what they call you
just grab it and walk out
they ain't never gonna catch you

you jump into the passenger seat
you think for sure that you're dead meat
and then your friend runs over the guard's feet
guard begins to scream and shout
your friend's gonna tell everyone about
the king of the five finger discount

it's called the five finger discount
"fuckin' thief" is what they call you
just grab it and walk out
they ain't never gonna catch you

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from Whoop​-​De​-​Goddamn​-​De​-​Do, track released April 1, 2012
lyrics-Jeff Hutchison/Jim Duede
music-Jim Duede/Dan Hutchison

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Formed in the mid 90's, Going to Grandma's play punk rock songs that are catchy and funny.

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