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Candyass

Going through life, never got the chance
For a better life, for a crippled little boy
He went to the store for a package of snowballs
He gave the man a "fiver", he got no change (no fuckin' change)
Not man enough to stand up to the lowly cashier

Candyass Candyass

He needed a place to park his specialized van
The handicapped spot was not for the taking
The last spot was filled by some preppy fuck
Driving a Camaro with flames on the side
An artificial hood scoop, with dual exhaust
Complete with a spoiler, point is, the spot was lost

Candyass, Candyass

"Excuse me, I believe this spot's reserved for the handicapped?"
"Fuck you, Candyass"

He's had it up to here (where?) here,
He's not taking it no more
He's sick of all the bullshit, as we've said before
Here he comes and he ain't smilin' (no, no, no, no,)
Matter of fact, he's pissed
He's startin' back at square one,
Catchin' up on what he's missed

Candyass, Candyass

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from Whoop​-​De​-​Goddamn​-​De​-​Do, track released April 1, 2012
lyrics & music-Dan Hutchison/Jim Duede

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Going to Grandma's Des Moines, Iowa

Formed in the mid 90's, Going to Grandma's play punk rock songs that are catchy and funny.

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